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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:37 pm
by deepdiver32073
Yo momma so fat and ugly, she had to sling her tit around the corner just to get you to nurse.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:27 am
by Buffmaster
Yo mamma is so fat, when she falls off the bottom step, she causes a 7.6 earthquake
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:48 am
by trashtalkr
Yo momma is so stupid she thought an innuendo was an Italian supository
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:43 am
by Buffmaster
Yo momma is so fat, she'd get stuck walking thru a Airport Hanger door that a Jumbo jet could pass with plenty of room to spare.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:35 am
by deepdiver32073
Yo momma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, there'd be total silence.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:00 pm
by Buffmaster
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought I was her son.
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:48 pm
by deepdiver32073
Yo momma's so skinny, instead of taking the bus to visit kin, she just mails herself... and it only takes a 39 cent stamp!
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:30 pm
by smartass_06
yo mama so fat she put mc'y d's on the map
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:02 pm
by deepdiver32073
Yo momma's so fat, every time she goes to McDonald's, the sign changes to add another Billion Hamburgers sold.