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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:45 pm
by deepdiver32073
Getting there!
Best thing about being exhausted from watching a late game?
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:14 pm
by Pete
You get to miss out on washing up the brekkie dishes.
Best thing about the tread and outer sole of your barely worn steel-capped boot flapping about and then falling right off?
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:18 pm
by trashtalkr
You know you used those shoes to their fullest use
Best thing about having your arms amputated?
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:20 am
by deepdiver32073
Not having them fall asleep because you've been laying on them all night.
Best thing about getting your ass reamed by your boss?
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:46 am
by AYHJA
You still have a job, even tho you may geet reamed again, lol...
Best thing about your boss literally reaming you in the ass..?
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:44 pm
by trashtalkr
You might get some advantages at work
Best thing about being castrated?
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:00 am
by deepdiver32073
Don't have to worry about "accidents". LOL
Best thing about having a sex change operation?
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:05 am
by trashtalkr
You get to know what it's like to have a dick and boobs and a vagina
Best thing about dating someone who had a sex change?
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:37 am
by deepdiver32073
They'll know what feels good. (sick laugh)
best thing about waking up in a bathtub with one kidney missing?
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:45 am
by trashtalkr
You have one hell of a story to tell to your buddies
Best thing about getting liposuction without being numbed?