The Official AF Joke Thread

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Ok, I do not know how many of you watch Star Trek: Discovery but in Season 2 | Episode 8 - If Memory Serves - their data was under attack and “Airiam says that the probe used multiple SQL injections”.

Airiam says that the probe used multiple SQL injections, which means SQL is going to last at least until the 23rd century. Who’d have thought it would have such longevity? I’m willing to be corrected on this, but I also thinks this marks the first time a contemporary programming language has ever been referenced in Star Trek. Let’s just say we never saw what languages Data and The Doctor were implemented in.

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Never thought about it till now.

[deepdiver32073]

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!

[AYHJA]

lmao

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Tips For Home Baking

https://www.theonion.com/tips-for-home- ... 1834978354

[BarryLen]

From the SDSU- How to stop Jimmer thread. I dont care what you say, pot makes people funnier.

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Picked up a hitchhiker last night. As we were driving along the I asked
How do you know that I am not a serial killer?
His answer was
The chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical.

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Messy desk of yesteryear


Messy desk of future - or maybe today

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Too many to post. So I will just put a link.

The Stupid. It Hurts.
https://www.pinterest.ie/lindszolna/the ... -it-hurts/

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What Gender is a computer - an analysis