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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:39 am
by g00b3r
You can change it so you always in.
Best thing about having an exam in the morning?
(lol @ gms - yes it does make my clothes fall off)
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:53 pm
by gmsnctry
You have the rest of the day to get drunk
Best thing about sex with a stranger in the morning??
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:57 pm
by g00b3r
They are no longer as much of a stranger.
Best thing about sex with your spouse?
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:37 am
by gmsnctry
Dont have to pay cover charge or $6 for a beer at the bar
Best thing about being retired from the US Army?
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:14 am
by frggr23
you can have fun
best thing about chopping off your dick
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:59 am
by deepdiver32073
It won't get you in trouble any more
Best thing about getting gored by a bull?
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:18 am
by gmsnctry
If U live that minute of stupidity can be parlayed into cold hardcash (ie Oprah, Letterman, Leno) or a website (Igotgored.com)
Best thing about being a twin?
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:03 am
by g00b3r
g00b3r will find you even more sexy!!!
Best thing about goober finding you even more sexy?
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:32 pm
by deepdiver32073
wild and crazy Internet sex!
Best thing about having a tree fall on your house?
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:31 pm
by trashtalkr
Insurance money!
Best thing about getting on Uber's bad side?