The Best Of...

[deepdiver32073]

Still being able to kick my son's ass.

Best thing about losing $50.00?

[smartass_06]

your kids could find it

best thing about your son puting your sorry ass in an old folks home

[deepdiver32073]

He'll have to pay for it.

Best thing punkin' your 16 y/o son?

[smartass_06]

he'll punk u back

best thing about being killed byyour kids

[Deepak]

You can come back to haunt them for all of their lives.

Best thing about horror movies ?

[g00b3r]

It gives me an excuse to jump in his lap.

Best thing about romance movies?

[smartass_06]

you usually get to make out

best thing about getting dumped

[g00b3r]

You can now bang all the hottest guys without feeling bad.

Best thing about a relationship?

[deepdiver32073]

That warm fuzzy feeling inside when you see them across the room (yes, I'm a romantic at heart).

Best thing about squandering your kids' inheritance?

[g00b3r]

The awesome things you can get with it.

Best thing about being a hopeless romantic? lol