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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:35 pm
by deepdiver32073
It reminds you not to drink too much.

Best thing about a hard-on at work?

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:28 pm
by AYHJA
Knowing you can still get one..!

Best thing about pre-cum on the front of your pants as a result of an office hardon..?

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:31 pm
by deepdiver32073
You've either been looking at good porn on the office computer or are surrounded by hot office chicks.

Best thing about having explosive diarrhea on a road trip?

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:46 pm
by AYHJA
Getting to stop at some really cool rest areas...

Best thing about having leprosy..?

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:26 am
by deepdiver32073
You don't have to worry about wondering which finger to use to pick your nose... you only have one finger left and no nose!

Best thing about getting hit by a car?

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:26 pm
by trashtalkr
You prolly get sympathy from a whole bunch of ladies

Best thing about getting shot?

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:31 pm
by deepdiver32073
a cool scar

Best thing about tsunamis?

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:24 am
by AYHJA
Gotta love when she's a chip off the old block..!

Best thing about paper cuts..?

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:57 pm
by arkitek777
Means I have been counting a lot of money!!!! :king:



Best thing about a broken leg?

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:10 pm
by deepdiver32073
Slows you down and makes you appreciate life.



Best thing about falling on your face and breaking your nose?