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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

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Hahaha Sooo True!

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Bikinis & Bourbon: Top Words from Place Names

#1: Bikini
In July 1946, the United States detonated two nuclear bombs at the
Bikini atoll, an island in the South Pacific, which of course was big
news around the world.

A year later, a French fashion designer introduced a scanty two-piece
bathing suit and named it the bikini.

Unable to find a model immodest enough to wear it, he debuted it on a
stripper – and it too became big news.


#2: Bourbon
How does whiskey get to be called "bourbon"?

By being distilled from mash that is at least 51% corn, then aged in
new charred oak barrels.

That's the way people liked it back in the 19th century when it was
first created – in Bourbon County, Kentucky.

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Nothing like a nice healthy breakfast. But where are the eggs?

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