This or That..?

[Skinny Bastard]

lesbian... oh wait... i thought you were asking what I was... and since I love woman.... I must be a lesbo...
:p

condom or vasectomy

[deepdiver32073]

For me - vas

colonoscopy or a kick in the nuts?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Kick in the nuts

2009 or 2010?

[deepdiver32073]

2010... gotta be better, can't be much worse

Saving or spending?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Bit of both is good honestly . But if I gotta choose: Saving

New Years in NYC or Sydney?

[deepdiver32073]

Sydney, since I've never been there (and would love to).

mortar type fireworks or firecrackers?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Um.. Mortar?

Girl wearing a lacy thong or white cotton panties?

[¡ñ±£¿®∆L Ф¶†ïς@п]

any girl (cute girl) is good enough for me. If the cotton panties are a bit sheer in the bum, that'll do it for me, so option two.

EDIT: I wanted to add some pep :p

Spoiler:

this is why I'm no good at games. My head is constantly devoid of thought.
Standup comedian or little-known bar musician?

[Dietrich]

Little known bar musician. ^_^

Spoiler:

The inimitable Danny Gatton, demonstrating his crowd-pleasing 'mostly-full beer bottle slide' technique: [youtube][/youtube]

Stand-up comedian/comedienne or sketch show?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Stand-up comedian/comedienne

Late night boner OR Nooner?