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Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:49 am**

That you didn't get it from chronic masturbation!

Best thing about the movie Roots?

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:57 pm**

Showed many people what slaves often went thru.

Best thing about a hangover?

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:54 pm**

That I don't drink so I never get them.

Best thing about having surgery?

Posted: **Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:01 am**

You get whatever was wrong with you fixed.

Best thing about being castrated with a box cutter?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:26 am**

Now you can hit those high notes in choir!

Best thing about frostbite?

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:48 pm**

A good excuse to win/vacate any argument/predicament

Best thing about gaining weight?

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:49 pm**

You're not starving to death, obviously, lol...

Best thing about having a hang nail..?

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:44 am**

ya finally find ur clippers...(and ur missus thinks ur well kempt...)

best thing about long painted nails on ur gorgeous sexy neighbour ??

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:31 pm**

My neighbor is female, cdr...

Best thing about burning your tongue drinking coffee that was WAY too hot..?

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 6:38 am**

you can't taste your wife's horrible cooking

best thing about being shorter than women

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