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Having it broadcast on national TV live as it's happening.

Worst thing about getting a blow job from a porn star?

Their mouth might be infected with a nasty disesase.



The worst thing about being possibly evicted while you're 2000 miles away from home?

All your shit disappearing.

Worst thing about cold weather?

Being less dressed than you should be in freezing temperatures and your car breaking down in the middle of nowhere.

Worst thing about trying to solve a problem that you *KNOW* it has a simple solution, yet you just can't get your fucking mind to find it ?

Feeling like a total idiot when someone just passing your desk looks over and says, "Why didn't you...?"

Worst thing about being put in charge of the office for a week?

It's the week you had planned to take for vacation.

Worst thing about scoring the game-winning goal in overtime?

You wake up 3 days later and it burns when you have to pee (probably from that awesome 3-some with those weird looking chicks).

Worst thing about having to get your medicine for burning pee?

...discovering you can't take it with alcohol.

The worst thing about NOT drinking is......

Self-pity in the knowledge that EVERYONE is superior to you.