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Late yesterday came the announcement that SV Schönfeld had expanded with the signing of Japanese stunner Megumi Kagurazaka and British all-star Marina Augusta Baker.

The entire roster, along with the captain and the trainer, welcomed their new teammates in a party held (according to yet-unconfirmed reports) in the showers at SV Schönfeld's training facility outside Staufen im Breisgau in southwestern Germany.

Photos of the latest additions to SV Schönfeld's roster will reportedly be posted at the team's website by the end of the week.

Barely a week after its establishment, the Gostosa League's newest team continues to undergo changes.

Yesterday afternoon, team owner Dietrich March announced that as of yesterday morning the team's name is SV Schönste. This news puzzled fans of the nascent team, but the word came just in time, for the orders for commemorative jerseys as well as the team's own custom-tailored jerseys had not yet been processed by Adidas.

At that same press conference came the announcement that the newly-renamed Stuttgart-based team has expanded its roster yet further with the signing of American all-stars Traci Adell, Kayla Collins, and Barbara Moore, as well as Japanese heavy-hitter Yuma Asami.

With the recent expansion of SV Schönste's roster, several third-string players (Crystal Renn, Mikie Hara, Harumi Nemoto, and Heidi Klum) have been organized into a specially trained cheerleading squad under the guidance of co-captain Cyd Charisse.

Practice Squad signees:

Joanna Aimee #42
Christine Isabel #18
Chloe Sweet #50
Jaime Koeppe #36

Have joined 1337 on a full time basis...Contracts were not disclosed, but the team seems very focused on maintaining its position in the league...

Kate Brenner, Lena Nicole, and Nikki Jayne were invited to the team facility to join the practice squad...

After a valiant workout session, 1337 GM RL decided that Sasha Grey is no longer being considered for a roster spot...She is being replaced by Masuimi Max...

Also, Angel Dark, after being released earlier this season, has rejoined the league, and is on the practice squad...She is expected to join the full time roster early next week...

Attenzione: AF's very own Little Fox/BUTTERFLY has consented to hitch up with Team Jig

^ Wow! ^

In a glaring omission trying to be set right, Team 1337 thanks Jetstream Supreme for reminding him of the blinding beauty that is Sunny Leone...Despite her performance enhancing conviction, the team promises reform is on the way...She has joined the practice squad, replacing Lena Nicole...

Also, whilst in Europe searching for talent, talented Defender Peaches was invited to the practice squad...She is replacing Kate Brenner for the time being, pending a physical...

Jig-A-Meister wrote:Attenzione: AF's very own Little Fox/BUTTERFLY has consented to hitch up with Team Jig

From the looks of it, there ain't nothin "little" about this hot "fox"!!!!! :D :D :D :D

-84 Would like to announce a new member to the coolest thing on the planet. Stand up and ovate for Ms. Elisha Cuthbert.

Hey Guys..!

I have an important announcement...I am kicking in a week long off week this week so that we can prepare for the last 4 games of the season...There are still quite a few matches that need to be voted on, and I don't want to fill the league forum up waiting for votes, and or have some off numbers...

I'm asking any of you that visit other places and or have peeps that they talk to on IM to register and vote...We have some good turnout, but its pretty inconsistent over the long haul...I'm pretty sure I can get some guys in to vote, if everyone else can get someone to spend 10 minutes looking and clicking, the entire league would be grateful...

Plus, Ra spilled some coffee into my laptop, I can't get to most of my files and such anyway... :D I'll adjust the schedule and repost it sometime next week with the new dates...No matches are changing, just moving everything down a week...With the holidays coming up, guys are going to be off their PC's and doing other things, and the season will drag along anyway...It already seems a bit of a triumph to get guys to submit their lineups every week, and I'm not an exception...So...yeah...Also, I would like to make a trade/roster deadline, meaning that before the last quarter starts, you may not change, trade, or make adjustments to your roster...Make things a little more interesting...

If you disagree, I'll be more than willing to hear you out and we can maybe vote on this, but I think its pretty good...