ADN

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:58 am**

Portability

Best thing about getting the farts in church?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:09 am**

It reminds us of the stink which drifts off organized religion.

Best thing about Harry Callahan?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:11 am**

He don't take shit from anyone!

Best thing about having too many dogs?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:16 am**

Um.. You're never w/out company?

Best thing about randomly recieving head in a laundrymat?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:41 am**

You got head!

Best thing about getting the flu?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:56 am**

You can stay home & not have to do shit.

Best thing about Spike Lee's career?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:12 am**

He's impressive as hell.

Best thing about vampires?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:16 am**

They don't have to shop for groceries cos they suck.

Best thing about zombies?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:39 pm**

...they can sleep just about anywhere.

Best thing about a new mattress?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:36 pm**

It's nice & firm.

Best thing about not being able to sleep in?

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