The Best Of...

[deepdiver32073]

Early to work.

Best thing about falling out of a roller-coaster?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

It's truly a thrill ride.

Best thing about liking Stuff?

[deepdiver32073]

You usually have lots of it around.

Best thing about givng away all your belongings?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

A sense of lightness & satisfaction.

Best thing about John Coltrane?

[deepdiver32073]

His music.

Best thing about a rat infestation?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

A bare minimum of insects & garbage?

Best thing about free wireless at the front n' back of your office with the combined signal so strong you get ADSL2 speeds?

[hotheat]

u get to download massive amounts of pron ! :twisted:

best thing 'bout having lots n lots of pron?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

um....it helps fill all that empty hard drive space :p

Best thing about having practically zero pron?

[AYHJA]

If you're not viewing porn, you're probably doing something constructive, which can only be good for you, considering the amount of brain cells killed by porn anyway, lol...

Best thing about having a catheter in your penis..?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

*cringe* um...no need to bust a slash in the can.

Best thing about not macking on your drunken boss when wanted you to?