ADN

Having to pee all the time.

Worst thing about unlimited, unconditional love?

Overconfidence that you feel that you can get whatever, whenever, and however you want.

Worst thing about french kissing a drunk girl?

Slobber & Snake Tongue

Worst thing about all the honeys tryin' to mack on ya when you've got good thing goin' with just one?

The guilty conscience that you will feel by cheating on that 'one.'

Worst thing about having a sore throat?

Difficulty in swallowing & ingesting

Worst thing about those Aliens abducting the REAL Michael Jackson back in '86?

The thought of Michael Jackson lovers thinking of how they got the nerve to attempt doing that.

Worst thing about being awake at 3 AM?

Not being in that state because there's an insanely beautiful girl keeping you awake...

Worst thing about finding a really nice ink pen to write with..?

The fact that it is not guaranteed that if you use it to write a test or exam, you will necessarily get an A.

Worst thing about putting vegetables in your Subway?

You'll taste the meat less.

Worst thing about dating a hottie?

Having all the other horndogs trying to wedge their way in.

Worst thing about your girl asking you to shave her?