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Um... Not having dickheads hit on you due to your foul stench?

Best thing about quitting your job due to finding out your supervisor is robbing you & everyone else blind?

You won't get pulled down with him.

Best thing about subverting your morals for the sake of the job?

You get to hang onto the job longer until you're ready to quit

Best thing about a romantic rendezvous with someone really special in the near future?

The internal satisfaction you get from the cold chills running down your spine.

Best thing about eating chicken wings?

You can usually eat so many..!

The best thing about accidentally stapling your finger..?

The exquisite pain lets you know you're alive.

The best thing about getting cussed out for 10 hours a day?

It proves the point that at some point every day there has to be a stretch of frustration that we face.

The best thing about "grinding" with a girl on the dance floor?

That it might lead to grinding w/out clothes on

Best thing about Michael Jackson leaving us with a fuckload of good music?

We won't need to listen to anybody else.

Best thing about rainy days?

Slow Rainy Day Sex

Best thing about constantly recieving dirty text messages?