ADN

Makes it easier to shut or throw it.

Best thing about a hand massage that relaxes your whole bod?

That totally relaxed feeling you have when it's done.

Best thing about shaving your nads?

I'm guessing so the girlies don't get yer pubes in their nostrils/mouth if you like to have your nads licked

Best thing about knowing you will be starting The Beginning Of The Rest Of Your Life ?