ADN

Wake up, tuck kitchen knife in your shirt, go to israeli checkpoint.

get arrested, and get digital television, better food, awesome library, and soccor pitch.

If you're lucky, your family also gets some money, and you get to stay long enough to finish ytour seducation without armed militants trying to recruit you into their plans.

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