History lesson for our friend, Brains
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:33 am
History 101.
A few books say a guy called Ab-rahom (born Avrahm) bought some land from some Canaanites so he could bury his wife and raise his kid.
One book says God told him to kill his Son Ishmael, born of a surrogate wife, whom his rightful wife hated after she had a kid of her own.
Another book says God told him to kill his Son Isaac, born of his legal wife, whom his surrogate wife hated because she was not his rightful wife.
Both books say he was going to kill his son until God told him not to, and gave him a goat to kill instead. God then changed his name.
-------------------------------
and people have been killing over those two bickering women and their kids that for at least a millenia.
So, the moral of the story of the last 2,000 years of human existence is keep yo pimp-hand strong, and don't bring that lil sumthin on the side into tha crib, cause they will be baby mama drama.
yup. God is definitely black...