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What is the Gender? (a game of creativity)
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:36 pm
by Skinny Bastard
The premise: EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER ... even nonliving things
How to play the game:
1) Pick a non-living thing (We will use a SPONGE for this example)
2) Post whether it is Male or Female (Sponges are FEMALE)
3) Justify WHY the object you selected is the gender that you posted (Sponges are Female BECAUSE THEY ARE SOFT, SQUEEZABLE...AND RETAIN WATER!)
Obviously, humor is encouraged here.
....am I post whoring, or what!
Here is another example to start things off:
Ziploc Bags are Male because... they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:40 pm
by Skinny Bastard
Copiers are Female, because... once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. Also, they are an effective reproductive device but only if the right buttons are pushed. Push the wrong ones and they can wreak havoc. Sometimes you have to "bang the toner cartridge" a few times before they put out anything decent.... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:42 pm
by Skinny Bastard
A Tire is Male (specifically, a male named Mr. SM), because.... it goes bald as it grows old and it's often over-inflated....
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:53 pm
by Skinny Bastard
Hot Air Balloons are Male because... you have to light a fire under them to get them to go anywhere ... and of course, there's the hot air part... LOL
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:59 am
by AYHJA
Oh you are the DEFINITELY a whore, LoL...
Toilets are male because they rarely move, love seeing ass, and are bound to be full of shit from time to time...
...How'd I do..? /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:16 pm
by Skinny Bastard
ya dun did good... PAW (PAW = Pimp Ass Whore)
A Subway is Male because... it uses the same old lines to pick up people. /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:50 pm
by deepdiver32073
A camera is male because it sees things the way they are, not the way you'd like them to be 5 years from now.
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:28 am
by southern_belle
CDs are female because no matter what buttons you push, they'll play the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and....
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:33 am
by AYHJA
Hangers are male because they lay around waiting to get in a woman's clothes...
Sorry, I tried, hahaha...
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:22 pm
by Skinny Bastard
QUOTE(AYHJA @ Sep 26 2006, 04:33 AM) ...Sorry, I tried, hahaha...
You did good! Made me laugh anyway.
Beer Bottles are FEMALE.... Because the fun doesn't really start until after their tops come off.... /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
That and, I don't know about you, but I like to "drink 'em all in".....
Oh... and all though one is good... 2 or 3 is even better.....