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What have your kids/nephews/nieces/brothers/sisters/friend's siblings/friend's kids said that has absolutely cracked you up?




Here's one:-

6 year old Kid: What is your job?
Uncle: I'm a radiographer
6 year old Kid: What is that?
Uncle: I take pictures of people's body to see their bones
6 year old Kid: Do you take pictures of their dick?
Uncle: No, there are no bones in it
6 year old Kid: SOMETIMES there's a bone in it!




For the next 4 years I had absolutely no concept of what an erection was............................ :dip:

I was working as a counselor for a lil kids (age 5-8) summer camp...

One time we were lining up to go wash our hands before snack time.

Me: Ok everyone, let's zip up our lips
Everyone: *zips lips*
Time passes, everyone starts talking
Me: Hey guys, I thought we all zipped our lips!
Jonah, Age 6: (loudly) MY LIPS ARE ZIPPED!!!!!

LOL!

Another time, I was with one of my fav kids, Logan. Now Logan didn't have the best home life, so he screwed up a lot, but
he had good intentions so you had to love him..One day we were walking out of day care to get a drink, when this rather
large janitor comes walking by.

Logan: *giggles* Hey...He's FAT!!
Me: *trying not to burst out laughing* No Logan, he's not fat.
Logan: Yes he is! He's FATTTT!!!
Me: No Logan he is not fat (I am now pulling him aside so he cannot be seen/heard by the janitor)
Logan, with all the curiosity in the world: Why did you say he was not fat, Kris? He was very fat!!!
Me: Logan, even though he may have been fat, it is not nice to say that, because some people do not like the fact that they are fat.
Logan: Oooooooooh. Ok.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I got a few more, but let's here some others first!

Lol...gotta love those kids

Kids say the worst shit at the worst time.

Momma, Isn't a pussy a cat?

Yes, Why?

Daddy was telling his friend Jack that your pussy stinks. But, we don't have a cat.

Oh man...that kid is gonna get a beating from the dad

lol hell yeah.

im more worried about the beating the dad gonna receive from the mom LOL

which in turn would make the beating the kid recieved that much worse...


I'm worried about the kid...

yall actually think the dad is gonna have any fuckin energy LEFT to beat the kid? Shit, how u gonna fuck someone up in a wheelchair and both arms casted up lol..(I guess it could be done if you got a fast ass motorized wheelchair lol.

I'd go get a electrical chair and chase that little fucker down and do a drive-by beating on his ass.