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You know I do not venture into this part very often because frankly, trolls scare the hell out of me and with whores ya just never know when there is gonna be a surprise penis under that skirt!

I like to take your typical "I would rather..." statements and spice em up a little, I tend to do this in normal conversation regularly as a way to dramatize a point I am trying to make. I will offer one of my favorites as an example to get started:

I would rather enucleate my own eye with a spoon that was just used to clean a monkey cage.


with the talent we have on this site, I am looking forward to some of the replies...

Shit to make it more interesting, how about the person before drops the saying..? Or sayings in general..? I can't think of that many 'I would rather' lines, lol...
We had something like this I think on the old, old forums, and it was called hyperbole something or another...

So, I'll ES this statement:

"You are what you ingurgitate.."

And have someone ES this statement:

Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit..?