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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:51 am
by Witchy
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.



However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine or rum, whiskey, beer
or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember:



Water = Poop

Wine = Health



Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.



There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as
.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:58 am
by gmsnctry
LOL

Too bad wine tastes like shit- good to see whiskey and beer make the cut

Cheers!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:15 am
by AYHJA
Like I said, priceless information, lol...

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:43 am
by g00b3r
Kick ass. See I knew I was helping myself out. haha

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:21 pm
by Highlander65
Small clarification:QUOTE(Witchy @ Apr 27 2007, 02:51 AM) ... at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
Not actually true. It says 1kilo of E. coli FOUND in poop. It does not mention the amount of poop consumed that does not contain E. coli, which could be MUCH greater. Just thought I'd point that out.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:29 pm
by hotheat
i always knew alcohol is good for u !!!

very useful info.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:11 pm
by trashtalkr
Good point HL. I'll stick with my water...

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:21 pm
by cs_cdkey4
well sydney water levels are so low that we are gonna build a water recycling plant so ill be drinking poop and pee anyways.....lol... i wish i was joking but im serious.... :'(

but thanks for the info....u learn sumfin new everyday...

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:26 am
by WAY
Actually, the Liberals proposed a recycling scheme that would see only stormwater recycled, though I think they got a bit confused on which one they were going to use.. lol

Though, I really don't want desalinated water, then it'll have unsalty poop, I can't live with that..

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:09 am
by deepdiver32073
I'll stick with my Scotch and kill the little buggers before they fill me up.