Rebuttal to the "Loose Change" video
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:50 pm
Agreed!
And I thought I was the only one who stumbled across that page!
I had written a rebuttal a long time ago, but I think it is still relevant,
AND it has fucking irritating pictures in it! ;)
What the Fuck Really Happened -- Loose Bowels II....
Dozens of horrified onlookers say:
"Are you kidding me? Do you really believe in that 9/11 conspiracy theory?"
There are generally 3 different theories when it comes to the Great Martyrdom Pre-emptive Strikes
of Jumadi-us-sani 22, 1422, or three days after White Dew in the year of the Snake.
Some people who use the Gregorian calendar call it the eleventh of September in the year of the Chistian Lord 2001,
but most of the world's civilised population know it as the 28th anniversary of the overthrow of the democratically
elected Socialist government of Chile and the murder of over 3,000 innocent civilians by the USA's CIA-backed
henchmen in 1973 (otherwise known as "the Real 9-11").
1. MIHOP.
"Make it happen on purpose".
Cleverly disguised Mossad agent plants Thermite device
in Rudy Guilliani's Headquarters in WTC Building Seven
on Sept. 6th 2001.
This theory has Bush, Cheney, CIA, NSA, FBI, other USA military and a van full of Israeli Mossad agents
setting up the Arab patsies as diversionary suckers while in reality taking down the buildings with
pre-planted explosives, stealth C-130 gunships, invisible cruise missiles, stolen gold bullion, manipulated
stock market 'put' calls and dead jihadis in New York who magically appear alive and well in Egypt.
Often called "the Nakatomi Towers Theory".
:disdain:
2. LIHOP
"Let it happen on purpose".
In this scenario, Cheney takes control of the command centre and has the USA airforce stand down
and let the Jihadist flyboys do their thing.
Cheney is overheard chortling under his breath in his underground bunker bathroom,
"Woohoo! Saddam here we come!
We can have the price of oil up to a hundred a barrel inside five years,
and I'm rich, RICH, RICH -- and you can all go fuck yourselves!"
He proceeds to urinate on the walls, spelling out "Kill-4-Oil" in his usual piss handwriting script.
There appears to be blood in the urine.
:eek:
3. SAWTUA
"Sit around with thumb up ass".
In this Three Stooges Meet the Keystone Kops version of events, George W. Bush remains seated
in a schoolroom reading 'My Pet Goat' to conceal the shit stains covering
the entire backside of his Brooks Brothers trousers.
He vaguely recalls the presidential daily briefings warning him that this was going to happen,
but he vividly remembers the golfing, fishing and brush clearing he performed on his newly acquired
'ranch' while setting a record for vacation days by a US president.
Inspired by Rodney Dangerfield's "We're all going to get laid!" anthem in Caddyshack,
George Bush prepares his Bullhorn on the Rubble Pile Speech finale,
"Let's all go shopping!" .
Luckily, the airplane scheduled to obliterate the Whitehouse is
being piloted by a dislexic who misreads his map; believing that
Shanksville is really Washington, he makes an awkward landing.
;)