Christmas Cookie Recipe!
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:33 pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS
This is my favorite recipe, it has been passed down for generations.
It's never too early for Christmas cookies.
Christmas cookie recipe worth sharing....
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure
it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter
in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat
again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is
still OK, try another cup . just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick
the frigging fruit off floor.....by the way, that is
your excreise for the day, so yuo dont havee to w;lak .
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver or
whatever you have hndy in the ktihchen.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz
a sheet. If soemtihng fallls on the flor, calll the dog
to hlep with the claenupp.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add
one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever
you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put
the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!!!
P.S. - Don't blame me if you try this recipe!
This is my favorite recipe, it has been passed down for generations.
It's never too early for Christmas cookies.
Christmas cookie recipe worth sharing....
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure
it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter
in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat
again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is
still OK, try another cup . just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick
the frigging fruit off floor.....by the way, that is
your excreise for the day, so yuo dont havee to w;lak .
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver or
whatever you have hndy in the ktihchen.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz
a sheet. If soemtihng fallls on the flor, calll the dog
to hlep with the claenupp.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add
one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever
you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put
the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!!!
P.S. - Don't blame me if you try this recipe!