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This is an exact copy of the Russian newspaper headline and story from March 24th, 2008.
I have not altered or added anything -- this is what the Russians think of the USA.....
The eXile is a Moscow, Russia-based English-language bi-weekly newspaper that was launched in 1997 by American journalist Mark Ames.
The newspaper quickly gained fame and notoriety, including a 4-page spread in Rolling Stone, a 1-hour CNN documentary, and various other media,



http://www.exile.ru/blog/detail.php?BLOG_ID=17903



Headline in Moscow (Russia) newspaper....
Americans Suck Dick For Gas Money Vlad Kalashnikov on March 20, 2008

An American woman in Arizona is reported to offer a guy a blowjob for gas money!
A Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office spokesman says 43-year-old Kelli Still appeared at the home of an acquaintance near University Drive and Ellsworth Road. Deputies claim Still intended to barter oral sex for gas money. Instead, Still is accused of using a pair of scissors to stab Michael Hamilton several times.
When deputies arrived, both Still and Hamilton were bloody. Still was eventually booked in the 4th Avenue Jail on aggravated assault charges.

What happened to the country that is the "world's only superpower"?
In just a couple of years you went from "world's policemen" to "world's clowns"
to your new role as "world's train station whores."


-- AMERICAN MOVIE STARS TEACH FRIGHTENED PUBLIC HOW TO EARN GAS MONEY --

The story is the perfect snapshot of America today: sucking a dick for a tank of gasoline, then she attacked the john with some scissors because that is all Americans know how to do: either on their knees sucking a dick, or with a knife trying to kill you.
What a bunch of fucking animals, we should sterilize you freaks. The end of this story is perfect: the dick-sucker is now in jail, and the whole world is laughing at her, just like we laugh at the loser America.


AS MCCAIN LEARNS TO SWALLOW HUGE LOADS OF GAS MONEY CUM,
HIS POPULARITY SOARS AMONG DICK-SUCKING AMERICAN PUBLIC


And I thought it was funny when the bloodthirsty retard George Bush told his retarded countrymen that the 5-year war in Iraq is "worth it," and the man is not attacked by angry mobs and set on fire.

No mobs, because Americans are too passive, too brainwashed, too peasant-like to argue with a bloodthirsty son of an oligarch.

That is good for me, good for Russia, good for France, good for the entire world that does not want your fucking presence.
Thank you for continuing your self-destruction in Iraq, dumbfuckers!
That means you will keep going down the toilet, piece by piece, into the sewer of history where you belong.

I only wonder how long the smell you made will linger.

-- Vlad Kalashnikov Moscow, The Exile

:o

Obviously, this rag has never heard the term 'mail order Russian Bride' before...At this point, this guy is hating...If somebody offered him a penthouse in L.A. to talk shit about Russia, he'd probably leave without even saying goodbye to his kids...

And I've yet to see the problem w/sucking a dick, let alone sucking it for gas money...I mean, I'M not about to start, but I surely wouldn't turn down a BJ to give wifey some gas money...Shid, gas is a necessity, the fuck is he thinking...Maybe if it had said, cup of coffee or something, I dunno...

I find it very enlightening to hear how the USA is viewed in other countries.

But this Russian rag you keep citing is by a anti-American who was an American. how enlightening is that? It'd be like going to PETA to find how steak is viewed in other diets.

What I love is that people that don't even live here and never have lived here have opinions and shit to say about it, when in actuality, I couldn't care less about them, their country, what they do, and how they do it...I can't figure out which is funnier; the fact that people in Buttfuck kingdom talk trash about Dubya, or the fact that nobody cares about their country to even trash talk their politics, way of life, or anything else...

If this was soccer, the US would be on the field, and the shit talkers are arm chair QB's with every opinion in the world about how to run the offense but lack the ability to do so themselves...Makes whatever they have to say laughable in my opinion...Nowhere else in life would this be entertained, so I call it likewise...

This is the greatest country on the planet and I wouldn't want to be anywhere else...And my ancestors were slaves here...So, any trash talk dipping this way reminds me of orcs running up to Helms Deep but w/o the dynamite...Like little bitches gossiping in the bathroom cause some dude fucked all three of them...So, rather than admit the dick was good, they call him a dog...Heh...

Übermensch sez: "This is the greatest country on the planet and I wouldn't want to be anywhere else."

It might be the greatest country FOR YOU, but not for the other 95% of the planet.
I have been to the USA many times, and it is an OK place to visit, but I would never want to live there.
Canada is the greatest place for me, but my nationalism stops at the border.

It has always amazed me that USers seem to think they are better than others.
Where did they learn that xenophobic crap?
:?

It's not that we think we're better...That's a misconception...We just don't care about anybody but ourselves...And if there's a country in the world without its fair share of problems, bullshit, and crappy leadership, I'll be on the first thing smoking getting there...If someone cared enough about your country (no offense) they could post similar things...They guy who wrote that 'politics for dummies post' is Canadian...Sweet...

And What's wrong w/having pride..? What's wrong with saying, 'I have the most beautiful baby in the world...' And then get this, some asshole comes up and says, 'He's not really that cute...'

:think:

People so believing that we're 'so bad' for the rest of the world have no idea of the rest of the world, they just talk shit about us...Do you know the top 3 issues of South Americans off the top of your head..? Name 3 gov't officials in Mexico...Any 3...Past, present, or future...Who is the primary political figure in New Zealand...You may be able to answer those questions, but...I doubt it...Don't feel bad, I can't either...Either way, point is made...

ootpoot wrote:It might be the greatest country FOR YOU, but not for the other 95% of the planet.

Not everywhere in America is great...Shit, I wouldn't want to live in NYC...But just for shits and giggles...Do you think that if we conducted a poll to ask 100 people who have lived in both the Canada and the US a somewhat equal amount of time...That 95 of them would choose...Canada..? I can name about 100 Playmates from Canada, and none of them are still living in Canada...But that's just my area of expertise...You may have better examples...

And lets have a bit of education...You know, just for playplay...

People (thousands) go to America to pursue modeling careers...
People (hundreds of thousands) come here for the cultural experiences... (The Super Bowl, for example)
There is an 'American Dream' internationally known...

People ( ) go to Canada ________________________ ....
People ( ) come to Canada for _______________________ ....
The Canadian Dream is __________________________ ...

:geek:

When you said "cultural experience" and "Super Bowl" in the same sentence, I just blew coffee out my nose and shit my pants a little from laughing so hard.

I'll get back to you once I've cleaned up.
:oops:

CDR!! :p

The reason Ub likes that ootpoot came to the site.............he has a challenge and someone to argue with. :D :D