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The end of the world?

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:16 pm
by jimfitter
It's gotta be close, when I read shit like this.

Someone (me?) needs to find a baseball bat, and knock some sense into that nit-wit. WTF? Where do you even come up with an idea like that? Oprah?

"A ritual followed in other cultures" I'm sure it was his wife's idea. At what point do you wake up, and put that on your "Things To Do Today" list? :laff:

Re: The end of the world?

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:32 pm
by NotFunny
Good for the McConaugheys! How dare you ridicule Opera!
I suppose you're going to attack us fecalarians next?
Our rituals include crapping in a shoebox and burying it under the nearest fig tree at sunrise. It's also written that we wipe our arses with John Mellencamp lyric sheets.
I suggest you respect all cultures and lifestyles and keep your insensitive bigoted caveman comments to yourself. Some of us are working very hard to improve the self esteem of fresh fruit. Who are you going to attack next, Madonna? :x

Re: The end of the world?

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:35 pm
by jimfitter
Sorry. Can't understand why he'd wanna bury it? I'm grilling some placenta on the Weber, right now. It's not bad, with some cracked pepper.

Re: The end of the world?

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:48 pm
by NotFunny
jimfitter wrote:Sorry. Can't understand why he'd wanna bury it?
Me neither, bloody waste, perfectly good bongo skins.....

Matthew McConaughey: 'I Still Play Naked Bongos'

Enjoy your meal...... :laff:

Re: The end of the world?

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:54 pm
by jimfitter
Ahhh...it took me a second read; "bloody waste". Good one. Wish I'd thought of that. :disappoint:

Re: The end of the world?

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:28 am
by AYHJA
How can I be as moved as fitter after reading this exchange..?!?? ROFL....NotFunny, you're...Pretty damn funny, lol...