ADN

- Eternal love last about three months
- Don't enter the drug world, we are a lot and there's no much for us all
- The slavery has not finnished just changed to 8 hours and now it's not only for niggers
- All the past time was previous
- To have a clean concious is equal to bad memory
- The one born poor and ugly has certain possibilities to develop those skills when he grows up
- If the mountain comes to you, run!!! it's an Avalanche!!!
- Drugs maqes iou dumv
- I'm not a complete unusefull at least i help as a bad example
- To do it wrong is human, but more human is to blame another
- I don't suffer madness, i enjoy it every second!
- A woman sent me into alcohol ... and i never had the dignity to thank her
- If your girlfriend fucks your carreer studying, leave your study and fuck your girlfriend.
- Intelligence pursues me ... but i'm faster
- Run away from temptation .... but slow enough for it to catch you
- No fool stops being one... it's seems that it shouldn't work too bad for them
- To Study is not to trust in your next chair mate.
- The women with no luck on men doesn't knows the luck she has.
- The lazyness is the mother of all vices, and as a mother we should respect her
- To work never killed anyone, but why taking the risk?
- Don't take life seriously, after all you'll not get off live from it.
- It's not that sad to go to cemmentery as to stay in.
- These two words would open many doors ... Pull and Push
- Why drinking and driving if you can smoke and fly!
- Every 18 women, there's 9 that are the half

This is almost good enough to be in the Word, LoL...Is this yours..?

some are (the not funny ones) and others are popular phrases, grafittis, etc.
i got more but with the translation it losses their effect.

Fernando dice:
are you too still webcumming?
[email protected] dice:
Whu..?
[email protected] dice:
Gosh no...
[email protected] dice:
It's 9:30 here...No webcam after 9:30
[email protected] dice:
damn
[email protected] dice:
no not here
Fernando dice:
oh a pervert with schedules nice to meet you
[email protected] dice:
my people get uncomfortable when I disrobe.
Fernando dice:
cdr!!!!!!
[email protected] dice:
Hahahahaha..1
Fernando dice:
oh there's my phone, shit
[email protected] dice:
lol
[email protected] dice:
Fap....ur nuts
[email protected] dice:
Insane...
Fernando dice:
no my nuts do not reach there
Fernando dice:
i tried trust me
[email protected] dice:
ewwww
[email protected] dice:
cdr
Fernando dice:
btw it aches a lot after pulling your sack
[email protected] dice:
** pukes **
[email protected] dice:
ok whats todays convo about?
[email protected] dice:
something stimulating preferably
Fernando dice:
nothing as always
Fernando dice:
though we can discuss your kicking out of the forum
Fernando dice:
rim ayhja will left the forum
[email protected] dice:
Hahaha...I banned adp10 this morning...
[email protected] dice:
for what reason
Fernando dice:
because he moved into adp house
[email protected] dice:
not the ADP thing , he's a dick and deserves it
[email protected] dice:
hahah
[email protected] dice:
has he logged in lately?
[email protected] dice:
Nope, but he asked me to remove his account a while ago, and I'm just now gettin' around to banning his ass...
Fernando dice:
now A lives with a beautiful girl named Gloria
[email protected] dice:
so you haven't talked to him?
[email protected] dice:
sweet
[email protected] dice:
hahahaha
Fernando dice:
can we read his mails
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I told him off, pretty much...
Fernando dice:
we need that
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And dared him to talk shit...
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He declined, and nicely asked to be removed...
[email protected] dice:
figures
Fernando dice:
i wonder how nicely he asked you that, pleas wanna see his writting
[email protected] dice:
I definitely would not have a problem going to Canada just to smack the shit out of him...
[email protected] dice:
Like a dumbass, I deleted teh PM, I meant to post it...
[email protected] dice:
damn
Fernando dice:
lier you are living with him!!!
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that would have been funny
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side note....whats this thing between Pete and LG?
Fernando dice:
let's make a letter apologizing to adp
[email protected] dice:
do they truly hate eachother
[email protected] dice:
seems like it
[email protected] dice:
FUCK adp
Fernando dice:
Ayhja would fuck adp but no cavity research has result succesful yet
Fernando dice:
we are contacting zoologist from all over the world
[email protected] dice:
lol
Fernando dice:
he dont seems to reproduce like humans
Fernando dice:
and has no belly button
[email protected] dice:
FAP...You want me to tell people about your little fascination with www.farmlovin.com ..?
Fernando dice:
theorist say that could be formed at etna vulcano in italy
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no belly button....LMAO@!
Fernando dice:
why does not every body do the same i do in the pics i sent you by regular mail?
[email protected] dice:
What do you mean..?
Fernando dice:
Q:FAP...You want me to tell people about your little fascination with www.farmlovin.com ..? A:why does not every body do the same i do in the pics i sent you by regular mail?
[email protected] dice:
CDR!!111
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lol
Fernando dice:
i'm dating a midget cow
Fernando dice:
nice natural boobs
[email protected] dice:
that udderly amazing
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HAHAHA...
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Oh man..!
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Deep end...
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hehe
Fernando dice:
means ...?
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cow boobs = udders
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udder, bag -- (mammary gland of bovids (cows and sheep and goats))
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"cow boobs"....that's funny
Fernando dice:
shut up your making me cum!!!!!
[email protected] dice:
ugh
[email protected] dice:
sexy....but ugh!
Fernando dice:
well i have fun and also get feed!!!
[email protected] dice:
LOFL...
[email protected] dice:
Fuck man, what happened to the stimulating convo...?
Fernando dice:
ok enough of zoofilia
Fernando dice:
let's focus ourselves in midgets
Fernando dice:
oh so sexy dressed like snowwhite lumbers
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LoL...
Fernando dice:
with those thight pants
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Snowwhite lumbers..?!?!?!?
Fernando dice:
er..... the midgets of Blancanieves tale
Fernando dice:
Snowwhite and the seven midgets
Fernando dice:
donno the translation
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Dwarves..
Fernando dice:
ohhh yeah those ones
[email protected] dice:
A dwarf and a midget aren't the same thing, technically...
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but that is the long and short of it
Fernando dice:
i'm confused ok i'm going back to women then
Fernando dice:
i'll start hitting women
Fernando dice:
first with a baseball stick till they learn to say yes!

That's too funny! Good stuff, Fapper.

coming from you it's an honour thank you sir

Wow! That was unexpected. Thank you for that compliment.

Ok, now when i'm polite i'm expected to be unpolite!

PS: My mission is acomplished!!!

Those morning convos are fucking histerial...hahaha....

lol fapper's hilarious.