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What to do in a flight when you are bored:

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

YOu'll have plenty to do when you reach the ground and meet up with security for some fantastic anal cavity searches.

Some people just might like that.

5829 wrote:What to do in a flight when you are bored:

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Get beaten senseless by fellow passengers or shot dead by air marshal.

Worst-case scenario? Perhaps. But these are the days when an orthodox Jew's phylacteries (scripture-containing cases) can be mistaken for "some kind of device", so being seen with a red-colored countdown and Arabic text on the screen of one's laptop during a flight is apt to provoke an even more decisive reaction.