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Transformers 3: Is this the script?
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:27 am
by raum
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan ... a.php#more
Dear god, please know I'm joking. This is just too bad on every level not to share.
Re: Transformers 3: Is this the script?
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:53 am
by raum
That's it, screw Michael Bay and the whiole Hollywood effort to rape my childhood. This guy is far more funny. give him the budget to make a movie:
Batman and Robocop entered a dark alley and started to look out in the trash for some phallic object that could be attached. Batman them said:
"Look Robocop, it's a flashlight, do you think you can use it?"
"It's too small Batman, I need a 8 inch good metallic part. This shit is made of plastic..."
Batman them searched more, but no use. Batman them remembered his Bat-Utilities-Belt. He reached for it and found a Bat-Smoke-Greanade, cilindric, 8 inched and a good titanium metal cover.
"Robocop, I found it, but you must be very gentle, or you could put off the grenade pin."
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2194474/ComicsNix
JUST A REMINDER TO NEVER START READING WHEN YOU HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK... I mean, he wrote this damn story BY REQUEST!
Re: Transformers 3: Is this the script?
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:14 am
by raum
And if there is ever another X-men movie, let this guy write the story:
http://comicsnix.deviantart.com/art/Web ... -157699072
Ortic Vlast!...
Re: Transformers 3: Is this the script?
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:31 am
by raum
Raise your hand if you head explodes at the thought of this sentence:
Batman is so confused. Superman and Robocop occupy a strange place inside his heart. He can't just let one of them dominate it. No...or else...the life would get unbearable.
Raise you hand if you hope for apocalypse because it is in a story about Inspector GADGET!!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5779734/1/Doomsday_Womb
If this is a joke, it is fucking genius. If not, it is a danger to us all.
Re: Transformers 3: Is this the script?
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:46 am
by -84
People go to transformer movies for dialog?
Re: Transformers 3: Is this the script?
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:22 pm
by jdog
The Transformer movies were always about the special effects and never the acting.
Re: Transformers 3: Is this the script?
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:27 am
by AYHJA
Yeah, I never got why people slammed them for having a shit script, all I cared about was that seeing a transformer transform was all I could have imagined and more...Mofo's get spoiled, try to watch the old cartoons and you'll see what I mean, lol...
Re: Transformers 3: Is this the script?
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:30 pm
by raum
Frankly I would have rather soon a good cgi movie by pixar than a bad movie by michael bay.
Re: Transformers 3: Is this the script?
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:25 am
by jdog
raum wrote:Frankly I would have rather soon a good cgi movie by pixar than a bad movie by michael bay.
Pixar doesn't handle the violence that is in Transformers. It also can't do Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (see below).
