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The Food for Thought thread

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:16 am
by Logic
I was inspired to make this thread by a piece I recently wrote.. I will post some food for thought once a day. Every other day. Or something. Here and there basically..


Lets start with..

Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same things?
Why are they called stairs on the inside but steps outside?
If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:20 am
by AYHJA
Why is a baker's dozen 13, rather than 11..?

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:12 pm
by deepdiver32073
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:14 am
by Logic
LoL.. I always ask people that park/drive way one.. /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />


Why does caretaker and caregiver mean the same thing?
Can blind people be dyslexic (when they read braille)?
Can a Narcoleptic suffer from insomnia?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:42 am
by (B)
Why do they call it "taking a dump"

you're not taking it anywhere...

Why don't they call it "leaving a dump"

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:16 pm
by Logic
Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why does fridge have a light and a freezer doesn't?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?




I am going to make another lyrically track with stuff like this.. /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:39 am
by Fapper
Why all together is written separated and separated is written all together.

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:52 pm
by deepdiver32073
Why do you have to click the "Start" button to turn off your computer?

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:39 am
by Logic
If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?

Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?

Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:48 pm
by deepdiver32073
Why do Doctors "practice" medicine and Lawyers "practice" Law?

If you plan to fail, and do, have you succeeded or failed?