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Tee Hee...Take the test, and I'll grade it for you..! No cheating..@#%%$&!!!


1. "Papa was a ________ stone."

2. If you didn't have a dust pan, what would you use back in the day?

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______."

4. Talkin bad about somebody's __________ will automatically start a fight.

5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gonna need ________ to _________ on."

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday?

7. Every black church has a __________ fund that is going on its 30th year.

8. Finish the phrase "Love, Peace and _______."(Think about dancing shows, this is easy)

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? More than one answer.(If you don't know what The Color Purple is, you automatically fail!)

10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do you buy it from?

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it?

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and Day-Day?

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad.

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty?

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question)

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question)

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night?

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV?

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what?

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died?

1. "Papa was a ROLLIN stone."

2. If you didn't have a dust pan, what would you use back in the day? SOME TRASH/CARDBOARD

3. "Who in the hell left the DOGS OUT."

4. Talkin bad about somebody's MOMMA will automatically start a fight.

5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gonna need SHIT to SHIT on."

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday? WHILE WALKIN OUT WITH THE HEADPHONES ON

7. Every black church has a AIRCONDITIONING fund that is going on its 30th year.

8. Finish the phrase "Love, Peace and SOUL."(Think about dancing shows, this is easy) ...ALSO HAIRGREASE.

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? More than one answer.(If you don't know what The Color Purple is, you automatically fail!)
......IT GONE RAIN ON YO HEAD..!
10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do you buy it from?

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it? 0

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and Day-Day? FRIDAY!

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad. DIFFRENT WORLD

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty? PLASTIC ON EVERYTHANG FOO

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question) PRYOR OR SOME BLACK DUDE..?

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question) PRYOR

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night? MACN CHEESE

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV? SCREWDRIVER

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what? SHUT MY MOUTH AND DONT EMBARESS HER

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died? LAWDY,LAWDY,LAWDY

LoL...OK, Let's see how you did Cap....I'll just put the score, and when everbody has went, I'll do the answers...

You missed about 8...LoL...You gonna trip the fuck out when I post the answers...

Shiiit 8..?

OK..but it was legit. I'll take it

1. "Papa was a _rollin_______ stone."

2. If you didn't have a dust pan, what would you use back in the day? Piece of paper or record cover

3. "Who in the hell left the _gate_____ _open______."

4. Talkin bad about somebody's _momma_________ will automatically start a fight.

5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gonna need _?_______ to ___?______ on."

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday? When the street light came on

7. Every black church has a _buildin_________ fund that is going on its 30th year.

8. Finish the phrase "Love, Peace and _soul______."(Think about dancing shows, this is easy)

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? More than one answer.(If you don't know what The Color Purple is, you automatically fail!) U told harpo to beat me... & U ain't nothin but a big fat hefa...hahaha

10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do you buy it from? Snow cone, from Mr. monroe

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it? Servey says, Zeeerrrooo

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and Day-Day? Friday

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad.
Different world
14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty? Plastic covers

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question) I don't damn know...

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question) I don't fuckin know...

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night? Chickin

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV? Pliers or vice grips

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what? Don't put nothin in this damn cart or don't get in here and go ta beggin for nothin...

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died?
DAMN, DAMN, MAAAMMMMNNNN...

1. "Papa was a _____rolling___ stone."

2. If you didn't have a dust pan, what would you use back in the day? your weave

3. "Who in the hell left the ____stove__ _on______."

4. Talkin bad about somebody's __momma________ will automatically start a fight.

5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gonna need ____son____ to __beat_______ on."

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday? when the streetlights come on

7. Every black church has a ______building____ fund that is going on its 30th year.

8. Finish the phrase "Love, Peace and ___Soul____."(Think about dancing shows, this is easy)

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? More than one answer.(If you don't know what The Color Purple is, you automatically fail!) Whoopie.....where the fuck did your eyebrows go?!

10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do you buy it from? snow cone...ice cream man

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it? 0

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and Day-Day? It's friday..

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad. Samford and Son

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty? plastic covers

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question) oh that's easy...Adam Sandler

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question) J-Lo of course

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night? Chicken

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV? a paddle...in case anyone wanna touch Poppa remote!

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what? not ask for anything

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died? Pancake! Pancake! Pancake!!!

Keep in mind that I'm an Aussie and We oppress our Black people here and they know they're place (where ever the hell they want!) (do we actually have any Black people here, Oh yeah thats right bout 400,000 Maori's!
anyway my answers are (I didn't read further into the thread so..)
1. ummmm always stoned?
2. ...a Hoover?
3. toilet seat up?
4. cojones (or lack of in DW's case)?
5. weed to party on?
6. she didn't.. she kept moving away on me!
7. retirement fund or anti KKK fund or NAACP fund?
8. ...party on dude?
9. Dam man how can a color have a line in it? - freaking trick question!
10. Easy peasy man! Slurpy at my 7/11! (I'm from further South than You'all hehe)
11. 30. thats how many bullets in my clip.
12. Who the hell are S......oh is that smoky as in Bear or Robinson- guess Sunday!
13. Presh Prince from Hel Bear?
14. Keep you off'n it?
15. oh oh I know this one...Robert Culp!
16. ...a Reindeer?
17. Fish if you is a Cattletick..if Jewish something kosher anybody else Mickey D's (MacDonalds).
18. oh shit when I was young we didn't have TV (no shit) Answer maybe a gun to stop some fucker stealing it?
19. wash your black butt to make it white again?
20. who the hell is Florida Evans?...ah sob sob sob?
Sorry best I can do Ayhja!
come on tell me how i did!

LOFL...You got them all right red..! :joker:

OK, if red can do it this old, white Southern guy can give it a shot...

1. "Papa was a rollin' stone."

2. If you didn't have a dust pan, what would you use back in the day? a piece of paper or cardboard from your shirt you just bought.

3. "Who in the hell left the door open."

4. Talkin bad about somebody's momma will automatically start a fight.

5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gonna need you to carry on."

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday? When it got dark.

7. Every black church has a building fund that is going on its 30th year.

8. Finish the phrase "Love, Peace and Soul."(Think about dancing shows, this is easy)

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? More than one answer.(If you don't know what The Color Purple is, you automatically fail!) When we get to Hell, I'll be in the Smokin' section.

10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do you buy it from? sno-cone bought from the sno-cone guy

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it? Less than 0. Even LOOK like you're THINKING about it and your ass is grass.

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and Day-Day? Friday!

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad. A Different World

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty? Plastic seat covers

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question) Robert Culp

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question) Jenny Lopez

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night? fish sticks

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV? a pair of pliers to change the channel

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what? keep my hands to myself and not put ANYTHING in the cart she didn't tell me to.

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died? Lord, lord, lord...

Wow I think I got one right according to Deep! 2 if you count the fish sticks answer as the same as mine!
Whats a cart?
20.Actually Florida did say sob sob sob BEFORE she said Lord lord lord. Dynamite! That Jimmy scared the shit outa me! I thought all black people were like dat!