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Sophmore in College...Brand new 1997 Ford Explorer, Eddie Bauer Edition...

Couldn't tell me shit...

Now..? 247,000+ miles later..? My baby isn't quite the dime she used to be...But ah, those were good times...I have been bugging about buying a new car, mainly cause I'm a cheap ass, but also cause my old Expo just keeps cranking up...With my old age, I have a new appreciation for "If it ain't broke don't fix it"...I have NEVER had any major engine or transmission work either, so...And I keep it clean...

Here's a list of shit that's wrong w/my ride:

Drivers side window tint is gone
Drivers side automatic rear view mirror wont go in 3 of the 4 directions
A few of my dash lights have died
My horn doesn't work
Busted upholstry
Drivers side door handle is broken
Handle that lets the back of the seat down is broken, driver and passenger
No radio
No AC
Front fender and foglights (My brother hit a deer)
Check Engine Light is on permanently
Door Ajar light is on permanently
Rear window wiper won't...wipe...
Arm rest covering is gone
Rear cargo cover is gone
Can't unlock the drivers side door w/a key
Passenger side door is bent, won't close all the way (brother again)
Rear fender is bent (Guess who :x )
Front overhead lamps don't work
Interior lights

I THINK that is it...I'm sure I'll think of some more stuff teh next time I get in it, LoL...

That sucks man. Definitely time to get a new set of wheels. Just had to put a new set of brakes on my truck, they had gone completely out while on the interstate (no, it was not fun, I was a shaking blob of goo by the time I got to Midas). $1000 later I'm good as new. Except my bank account of course. Ah well, they're a necessity.

Dang A. You need a new car. Maybe once this site starts and we get some noobs to pay registration fees you'll get a new car /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />

ROTFL...!

Shit, this site will be MUCH bigger than I am prepared for should that be made a reality...We do, however, have a donate button... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />

I noticed that. Once I win the lottery I'll hook you up with a new car....

Sweet... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />

Hey I just bought my first car a 74 VW bug and it runs great but theres a bunch of stuff wrong with it too. Cant unlock the doors with the key, Only has an AM radio (im 19 and this is a big no no, first thing im buyin for it is a cd player), headlights dont work, theres holes all over the place from the inside, no interior lighting, havent checked for the ac but im 99.9% sure there is none. Also driving stick is a bitch.

lol u could apply for pimp my ride.......

leason learned...never let your brother drive your car!!

QUOTE(Lost Frequency)Hey I just bought my first car a 74 VW bug and it runs great but theres a bunch of stuff wrong with it too. Cant unlock the doors with the key, Only has an AM radio (im 19 and this is a big no no, first thing im buyin for it is a cd player), headlights dont work, theres holes all over the place from the inside, no interior lighting, havent checked for the ac but im 99.9% sure there is none. Also driving stick is a bitch.

So you feel me..!!!!

We don't got hoopties...Hoopties have engine problems...Lost, we need another name for our cars man...Where ain't shit right but the engine and transmission, LOL...

Now wait just 1 damn minute...

You right, I hit the damn deer... But it wasn't my fault... I saw the deer and I saw the oak tree, which one would you pick..? So I folded that damn deer up... Then I got out and kicked it it a couple of times...

People, the passenger door wasn't my fault... I had a crazy ex-girlfriend, she was all a man could want for a woman on the outside, but she was the biggest damn air head I've ever known... We were sitting in the parking lot talking and I told her we were about to go riding. When I put the truck in reverse, this BIOTCH opened the damn door and it fucked somebody's bumper up... If I didn't have warrants, I would have mopped the floor with her ass...

The rear bumper, that wasn't my fault either.... It was momma's fault... She parked that big Stinkin Lincoln behind me...

U talkin about me, why don't you tell everybody what you did to my truck... U backed over a stump and tore my back bumper up, you drove my truck off through some woods, and you messed up my transmission...