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Chapelle Killing em Softly stand up

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:18 pm
by emanon
Anyone else happen to catch the program showing Chapelle's stand up show, "Killing em Softly"?

There is one part that is still making me laugh, partly due to it being so true.

He is making an observation about women's magazines and how they frequently will have articles with "100 secret ways to please you man" or something similar. Chapelle's contention is that there are really only 4 things needed to keep a man happy...in no particular order they are:
1) Suck his dick
2) Play with his balls a little
3) Fix him a sandwich
4) Don't talk so damn much.

I think this is one of the most poignant observations I have ever heard. Feel free to agree or disagree.

Emanon

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:42 pm
by trashtalkr
lmao...those are great. I think there are more but it's pretty funny

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:17 pm
by AYHJA
Well, I don't like for my gal to play w/my boys so much, but...Fuck me, feed me, shut the fuck up sometimes work well for me, yeah...But with women these days, you are lucky for 2 out of 3... :?

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:18 pm
by (B)
Fucking classic....i love it.

Dave is indeed a God.

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:22 pm
by emanon
@ADN
There is nothing like a nice post-coital ball fondle from a well manicured feminine hand with long nails!!

gives me shivers just thinking about it