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North Korea's answer to Terror can do the splits.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:34 pm
by raum
Belgian movie hardman Jean-Claude Van Damme is being head-hunted to solve the world's terrorism problems, by North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's son and potential successor.

Jong Il's 24-year-old heir Kim Jong Chol has reportedly been dismissed by his father as "too girlish" to rule the country, but is a leading contender as his elder brother is currently in self-imposed exile in Europe.

And North Koreans will be interested in Kim Jong Chol's defence and foreign policies - which he proposes should be lead by the 'Muscles From Brussels'.

Inspired by Van Damme's terrorist-busting performance in 1995 film 'Sudden Death', he says: "I'd not allow weapons or atom bombs any more. I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme."

‚© Thomas Crosbie Media, 2005.

Who could make that shit up???

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:20 pm
by AYHJA
No man, that isn't real...I've seen some incredible news shit...But...That JUST might be the most ridiculous ever...Please tell me you didn't get it from a credible source...Please...

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:37 pm
by x3n
Steven Segal must be FURIOUS!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:49 pm
by Bandyta
QUOTESteven Segal must be FURIOUS!

hahahhahaha
man that guy is a fat fuck now.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:55 pm
by x3n
see?...now you're looking for the Segal slo-mo beatdown...he was CIA, you know!

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:39 am
by emanon
it would have to be slow mo for ole stevie to be doin it....with all the breaks for fried chicken and all..