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10 reasons to have sex everyday

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:09 pm
by Deepak
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kiss ing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and ha y fever.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:12 pm
by AYHJA
Deepak, you really think this is going to help yo get laid..?

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:37 pm
by trashtalkr
lmao...funny list but I'd have to agree with A

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:37 pm
by Deepak
LOL A, I dont need help getting laid. It was just a share, kinda thought it was funny.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:23 pm
by AYHJA
LOL...I was just askin' cause if you did think so, I was gonna use it... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:38 pm
by Deepak
LOL ... I have never used those man... however you could use some of those in certain places and hope for the best lol. Like number 8 when you go to the dentist and see a hot chick lol... number 1 when you see a chick buying shapmoo in the shops or number 3 at the gym lol.


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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:42 am
by jdog
QUOTE(AYHJA)Deepak, you really think this is going to help yo get laid..?

LOL! What he hasn't listed are the top 10 reasons not to have sex (unplanned pregnancy, STDs, crazy women stalking you, etc).

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:12 pm
by deepdiver32073
That should be the next thread! LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:44 pm
by Deepak
HEY HEY!!! Everyone here loves sex so dont try to go dampen their spirits lol..

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:12 pm
by teh1337357
#9 is sounding like a nice excuse.