EAT A DICK TREE-HUGGING HIPPIES!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:10 pm
The scientists said their finding is important for understanding the link between global warming and a rise in greenhouse gases. (uh oh)
It could also have implications for the Kyoto Protocol, which calls for developed countries to cut their emissions of greenhouse gases by 5.2 percent below 1990 levels by 2008-12. (what tha???)
Keppler and his colleagues discovered that living plants emit 10 to 100 times more methane than dead plants. (but what about?)
Scientists had previously thought that plants could only emit methane in the absence of oxygen.
David Lowe, of the National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research in New Zealand, said the findings are startling and controversial.
"Keppler and colleagues' finding helps to account for observations from space of incredibly large plumes of methane above tropical forests," he said in a commentary on the research.
(hmmm, guess hippies owe us an apology, huh?)
But the study also poses questions, such as how such a potentially large source of methane could have been overlooked and how plants produced it.
(and how we can harness it for fuel, anyone???)
"There will be a lively scramble among researchers for the answers to these and other questions," Lowe added.
(like can we use the clean energy bill for a dartboard before our vegetable overlords smother us all with thier toxic emissions? BWA-HA-HA.)
that's right THE PLANTS are the second largest contributor to the greehouse effect. kill the trees.
vertical,
raum
It could also have implications for the Kyoto Protocol, which calls for developed countries to cut their emissions of greenhouse gases by 5.2 percent below 1990 levels by 2008-12. (what tha???)
Keppler and his colleagues discovered that living plants emit 10 to 100 times more methane than dead plants. (but what about?)
Scientists had previously thought that plants could only emit methane in the absence of oxygen.
David Lowe, of the National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research in New Zealand, said the findings are startling and controversial.
"Keppler and colleagues' finding helps to account for observations from space of incredibly large plumes of methane above tropical forests," he said in a commentary on the research.
(hmmm, guess hippies owe us an apology, huh?)
But the study also poses questions, such as how such a potentially large source of methane could have been overlooked and how plants produced it.
(and how we can harness it for fuel, anyone???)
"There will be a lively scramble among researchers for the answers to these and other questions," Lowe added.
(like can we use the clean energy bill for a dartboard before our vegetable overlords smother us all with thier toxic emissions? BWA-HA-HA.)
that's right THE PLANTS are the second largest contributor to the greehouse effect. kill the trees.
vertical,
raum