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What Would Jesus Drive
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:05 am
by fatboy42
I came across this and thought it was funny. Don't think it has been posted yet.
What Would Jesus Drive
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:06 pm
by Pete
It's quite obvious!
Don't you know the song? :mrgreen:
Jesus Christ, superstar,
riding all around on his Yahama.
Did a skid, killed a kid,
burnt his balls on a petrol lid.
The cops were there, he didn't care,
'cause he had bullet-proof underwear.
When I die, marry me,
and hang me on a cherry tree.
When I'm ripe, take a bite,
I hope you enjoy my Cherry Ripe.
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:55 pm
by AYHJA
It's obvious The big JC would be driving a Charger..! Shit, I know that's what I'm getting... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:43 am
by fatboy42
I dunno guys. I'm feeling him driving the Tempest myself.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:38 pm
by Southern Shooter
Jesus would most likely be driving that new 2007 Escalade sittin on some 28's with 7 different colors of Kandy paint on it...
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:06 am
by trashtalkr
Jesus would be in some car that would only be used to take him some place. He wouldn't care about style or looks
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:50 pm
by turz
...he also cares for the enviroment and his own well beeing;
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:52 pm
by AYHJA
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:27 pm
by Lost Ghost
lol nice one turz.
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:05 pm
by Deepak
lolz. Good one mate