Definitions
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:17 am
Dont think this is a repost. I got a laugh out of some of these.
Antacid ant-ass'-id: Uncle Acid's wife
Antelope ant'-a-lope: How she married my Uncle.
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's
to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall
Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize bur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with
Control kon-trol': A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers : Workers who put
together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse i-klips': what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: a clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes hee'-rhos: what a guy in a boat does
Left Bank left' bangk': what the robber did when
his bag was full of loot
Misty mis'-tee: How golfers create divots
Paradox par'-u-doks: two physicians
Parasites par'-uh-sites: what you see from
the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist: a helper on the farm
Polarize po'-lur-ize: what penguins see with
Primate pri'-mat: removing your spouse
from in front of the TV
Relief ree-leef': what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck rub'-er-nek: what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress seem'-stres: describes 250 pounds in a size six
Selfish sel'-fish: what the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued sub-dood': like, a guy, like, works on one
of those, like, submarines, man
Sudafed sood'-a-fed: bringing litigation against
a government official
Antacid ant-ass'-id: Uncle Acid's wife
Antelope ant'-a-lope: How she married my Uncle.
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's
to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall
Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize bur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with
Control kon-trol': A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers : Workers who put
together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse i-klips': what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: a clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes hee'-rhos: what a guy in a boat does
Left Bank left' bangk': what the robber did when
his bag was full of loot
Misty mis'-tee: How golfers create divots
Paradox par'-u-doks: two physicians
Parasites par'-uh-sites: what you see from
the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist: a helper on the farm
Polarize po'-lur-ize: what penguins see with
Primate pri'-mat: removing your spouse
from in front of the TV
Relief ree-leef': what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck rub'-er-nek: what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress seem'-stres: describes 250 pounds in a size six
Selfish sel'-fish: what the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued sub-dood': like, a guy, like, works on one
of those, like, submarines, man
Sudafed sood'-a-fed: bringing litigation against
a government official