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Work vs. Prison

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:04 pm
by deepdiver32073
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.



IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.



IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.



IN PRISON..you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.



IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.



IN PRISON..you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.



IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.



IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars



IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...they are called managers.



Have a Great Day at WORK!!

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:25 pm
by southern_belle
hmmmmm, makes me want to rethink my career path...

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:39 pm
by AYHJA
At Work: Sure pr0n and bullshit on AF all day...
In Jail: Pace your cell, and get made into pr0n that day...

Advantage: At work... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:56 pm
by Bot
This reminds me of a comedian... he was complaining about marriage, and he goes: "I'm not trying to say marriage is like prison; it's not. At least in prison you get sex... whether you want it or not!" lmao

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:38 pm
by deepdiver32073
QUOTE(AYHJA)At Work: Sure pr0n and bullshit on AF all day...
In Jail: Pace your cell, and get made into pr0n that day...

Advantage: At work... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Good point... I guess I'll stick it out... so to speak.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:52 am
by trashtalkr
lol...those are really good. I'll have to remember that

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:41 am
by SpeedDemon
I heard it on the radio last week. Hilarious stuff!! /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />:D