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Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:24 pm**

Hi Guys

I read the rules that say we all need to contribute so here goes...I'll start with a joke and I hope you like it...

A daddy polar bear and baby polar bear are trudging through the frozen wastes and the cub says 'Daddy, am I really a polar bear?' The daddy polar bear looks at the cub with shock and says, 'Well, of course you are. I mean, you're white and furry aren't you, just like me and I'm a polar bear. You eat fish and seals and chase eskimos, just like me and I'm a polar bear. So, yes, you're a polar bear without doubt, you're a polar bear. Why do you ask?'

And the baby polar bear says...'because I'm f**king freezing!!'

Hello everybody and I hope you like the joke.

Best Regards

Goodog

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:48 pm**

Good start, goodog. Welcome to our little community. We hope you enjoy your stay here with the other patients, I mean members. Find an area of interest and start contributing. If you don't find anything of your interest, start a new thread, you might be surprised that others share your passion.

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:20 pm**

Indeed my good man, contributions are a great way to get a feel for the site, and that joke was a great way...Lots of good jokes are here on the site M8, so have a look around and feel free to PM somone if you need a little bit of help..! Welcome to AF..!

A

Posted: **Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:38 pm**

Thanks for th ewelcome guys, I really like the site, I think it's about the best I've ever seen and certainly the most diverse, truly excellent and I think I'll enjoy it here.

One question though, are there restrictions on which areas of the site I can join and if so what are they and what does one need to do to get those restrictions lifted. I really like Lisa Marie Scott and I know you have an extension section devoted to her, can I join that part of the site and if so, what do I need to do.

Sorry for all the questions and equally sorry if the answers are readily available and, obviously, I'm bypassing the correct process.

Thanks in anticipation.

Goodog

Posted: **Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:59 pm**

Not a problem....

Any forum you may be thinking is restricted, probably has rules pinned...There aren't many sections w/rules tho...So, you should be good to go...

Just get familiar w/the site, post a bit, and before you know it, you'll be into the swing of things...If I can be of any help, just PM me..!

A