The Makings of a Moron

Bot · #31

I said the teachers giving the kid a hard time over wearing a kilt was bullshit. The two stories don't really compare. One is about the kid's culture... the other is about some asshat wearing the wrong jersey.

#32

Never mind the fact that the kid changed his fucking story, now the teacher collared him and "made" him do it...

Call on the field stands...And the crowd goes wild, yelling, "MooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRON...!!"

I can't defend a little liar and a poor sport...Lil bastard already said he did the shit on purpose...And expected to get shit, but the teacher "crossed the line," like that is his fucking call to make...He knew what had happened, and did the shit anyway, an act of obvious defiance...You can defend it all you want, but you don't wear a damn Target T-Shirt to a Wal-Mart interview, and then when you don't get the job, say they discriminated against you...That was a poor judgement call on his behalf, again, this is somebody who is practically an adult here...Shit, when I was in grade school, we acted a damn fool, the teacher would paddle us in front of everybody...Wasn't no takin' you out in the hallway...You acted up in class, you got your ass whipped in class...And you better not go home and tell your momma, or she was gonna come up to the school and whip your ass too...

We are not talking about my 4 year old being in an Oklahoma circle for wearing his Spiderman coat when the teacher likes Superman...We are talking about a grown ass man, who is trying to get good grades, purposely pissing off a teacher...That's common sense...Teacher said no jerseys...You got an issue with that, you take it the principal...You don't show up someone who has a handle on your future trying to show your ass...

Lets not pretend that society doesn't have unwritten rules...Your ass might not have to like them, but you will definitely have to abide by them...You don't dress up in a klan outfit on Halloween and trick or treat in a black neighborhood, talking bout, "Its your right..."

You DO have a right to trick or treat in whatever costume you want...And I equally feel I have a right to whip your ass for being so stupid if you come knock on my door with that shit on...Its little fuckers like this that are "confused" about life, and wind up running into a building strapped with c4 cause they are "minsunderstood..."

Now, should anyone here feel that they would have done the same thing in his shoes, then you might want to look into your wallet and see if you are a card carrying moron as well...

#33

I'll take his Elway jersy...Mine is kinda old...And make him offer me his shoes

Punk :king:

Bot · #34

QUOTE(AYHJA)Shit, when I was in grade school, we acted a damn fool, the teacher would paddle us in front of everybody...Wasn't no takin' you out in the hallway...You acted up in class, you got your ass whipped in class...And you better not go home and tell your momma, or she was gonna come up to the school and whip your ass too...

LMMFAO!!! That's gotta be the funniest shit I've read all day.

#35

And true too. Back in the "good ole days" if you got a ass whipping at school, you knew you would get one at home too. My 5th grade History teacher was a dead on shot with an eraser. If you talked in class, he could nail you across the room with that sucker. It was like his warning... a second infraction would send you to the front of the room to "assume the position"... he used an old frat paddle that had holes drilled in it. Reportedly hurt like a mother******... I never experienced it personally because I knew I'd have the same or worse waiting for me at home.

Bot · #36

Damn... thank god I grew up in Canada and not the South. lol The worst I ever got was 100 lines... which I never wrote. lol

That was at school, though. Acting up at home was worse... my dad had a thick leather belt specifically for spanking. lol

#37

you kiddin Kramer???

I would have rather got clocked on the jaw by my teacher than write 100 lines.

and some teachers would give us the option...

as it is, i prolly wrote 500 lines a month in school. and got clocked about 4 times a semester. not on the jaw.

#38

Oooooh...I fucking HATED writing..!!!

I remember trying to take shortcuts to finish faster, Like writing

I
I
I
I

All the way down the paper and then proceeding with the next word in the sentence...Fucking horrible, but getting paddled was NOT an option...In 7th grade, I got a paddling every day...Cause it was funny and cool...But in the 8th grade, when Mr. Sam Williams, aka child beater, whipped my ass, I went home and told it LoL...Man that teacher whipped my ass for nothing, and left bruises on my shit..! Whipped my ass like he was my daddy..! He got mad cause all the kids were laughing at him, and he thought that I was telling jokes...

#39

and were you?

#40

Nope...

But no bullshit, I made a hustle in school selling yo momma jokes on a piece of paper...So, every time I opened my mouth, people laughed on GP...Everyone laughed, and I hadn't said anything, but, "What are yall talkin' about...?" He called my name, took me to the class room, and tore my ass up..! Cock strong ass bastard tore my shit up..!