The Makings of a Moron

#41

LMAO! Man, I've never been whacked by a teacher, but I've seen a few. That 5th grade history teacher I mentioned earlier whacked this one kid so hard (it was like his 4th or 5th time to be called up to the front to 'assume the position') that the kid almost did a somersault over the teacher's desk! Man, every kid in the class cracked up until the teach turned around and glared at us like sayin, "Who's next?"

I got my ass tore up fairly regularly by my Dad who used a thin leather belt that he'd whip off his pant like Zorro getting ready to do battle. And don't you even think about putting your hands back there to cover up! 10 extra. I tried putting on extra underwear one time to soften the blows... heh... bare butt whacks. I had stripes on my ass for over a week. What my Dad did to us would be by today's standards child abuse, but back then, that was pretty standard punishment. I was never hit in the face or upper body; it was all butt and upper thighs. Yeah, it would leave marks... the better to remember the reason why they were there in the first place.

If this kid had tried to pull this shit back "in my day"... shit, there's no telling where they'd have found the body. LOL His ass wouldn've been beat so bad it would have turned inside out!

#42

fdldfjlaktylafnldsjfelw...!!!! TDF..!!!!

#43

You typing in Hebrew now?!?

#44

No, that's my new laugh... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

#45

Ooooooooo Kayyyyy....

Friend, time to cut down on the coffee!!!

#46

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/f ... index.html

O...M...F...G....

#47

This kid is getting EXACTLY what he wanted in the first place... attention. He's a little puss who wanted to be looked at (because he ain't much to look at to begin with) and have everyone talk about him. Well, he got his wish... his 15 minutes of fame. pray, Pray, PRAY that this is the last we hear of this joker.