Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.
IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON..you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK!!
Work vs. Prison
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At Work: Sure pr0n and bullshit on AF all day...
In Jail: Pace your cell, and get made into pr0n that day...
Advantage: At work... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
In Jail: Pace your cell, and get made into pr0n that day...
Advantage: At work... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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This reminds me of a comedian... he was complaining about marriage, and he goes: "I'm not trying to say marriage is like prison; it's not. At least in prison you get sex... whether you want it or not!" lmao
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QUOTE(AYHJA)At Work: Sure pr0n and bullshit on AF all day...
In Jail: Pace your cell, and get made into pr0n that day...
Advantage: At work... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
Good point... I guess I'll stick it out... so to speak.
In Jail: Pace your cell, and get made into pr0n that day...
Advantage: At work... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
Good point... I guess I'll stick it out... so to speak.
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lol...those are really good. I'll have to remember that
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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I heard it on the radio last week. Hilarious stuff!! /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />:D
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