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#51

CDR..! Hope your kid doesn't have one of those, LoL

#52

There's a whole series of those, about 5 or 6. I've seen them somewhere and will try to find them again and upload them. They're hilarious... sick, but hilarious. Poor Jim Hensen is spinning in his grave.

#53

QUOTE(deepdiver32073)There's a whole series of those, about 5 or 6. I've seen them somewhere and will try to find them again and upload them. They're hilarious... sick, but hilarious. Poor Jim Hensen is spinning in his grave.

I'd like to see the others. I was just about to post that one here and saw AYHJA had already beat me to it. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

#54

Children's Books That'll Never Be Published

More Titles:

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:

1.One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch

2.Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

3.Fox In Detox

4.Who Shat in the Hat?

5.Horton Hires a Ho

6.The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7.How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8.Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?

9.Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. The Cat in the Blender

11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*ck Out!

12. Are You My Proctologist?

13. Yentl the Lentil

14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

15. Aunts in My Pants

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"Little Golden Books That Never Made It"

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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#56

I think she's fat..

#57

I think that inside every fat person is a skinny person wanting to come out (because the fat sow ate the skinny bitch!)

#58

I see..
You know, you should put that in the Word.. LoL (cause it makes perfect sense with good words..! /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />)

#59

Thanks for the other book pics. I love those.

#60

You know, that last image reminds me of the episode of Drawn Together where the "board" of Education locks up Foxy, and sends out its 'secret mission' all over the country.. /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />