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Police: Suspects' Car Too Small for Big TV

MIDDLETOWN, Ohio (AP) -- Police who charged a Cincinnati couple with stealing a big-screen television said they should have thought about a bigger car.

Police stopped Richard and Stephanie North early Wednesday when they noticed their Mercury Sable going down a road with one of the doors open. Police found a 55-inch flat-screen TV on the back seat, hanging out the door.

Earlier, police had responded to an alarm at a TV and appliance store where the window on the front door was smashed out and a Hitachi flat-panel television was missing.

Richard North was charged with breaking and entering and felony theft. His wife was charged with complicity.


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Unbelieveable...

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You know I was claiming to be the 'Richard and Stephanie North' mentioned in the story.. :|

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How dumb ya gotta be? lol

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get a bigger car...what an asshole
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DUMB DRONGO YES.......... but that's not as bad as some chick calling the coppers because she got ripped off by a cocaine drug dealer- he gave her a bar of soap instead....................

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Dick North...sounds like an alias to me.

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ahahahahhahahahaha LoL
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