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Times are changing.

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Teaching Math Over The Years

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was
digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there,
holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort
and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried
to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this?

Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

1. Teaching Math In 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math In 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class
participation after answering the question: How did the birds and
squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

6. Teaching Math In 2006

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la
producciones es $80

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rotflcdr! :rofl: :rotfl:

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Beautiful! That is hilarious!!!!!!

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That's was fucking hilarious. lol /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

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that is just too funny dude..... well said...

and yah i've been in the same situation before.... i've given a cashier extra coin after they've punched it into the register and they just stand there thinking for a while... wtf..

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lol...good post.

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lmfao..!!

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Too funny and too true. This happens to me almost every day. If I happen to get lucky and get an older cashier at whatever place I'm doing business, it doesn't faze them in the least. Try it with one of the typical teenage McD or BK employees, and they stare at you like you're some kind of insane mind fucker to mess their minds up so.

Sigh.... And of course I won't even start on the 2006 entry... not here in Florida that GW and Jeb want to give away to the Cubans and Haitians.

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