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Easter

best thing about the day after Easter?

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leftover chocolate bunnies

best thing about chocolate?

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It makes you feel better?

Best thing about rolling a lawn tractor over on top of you?

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It will probably maim, but not kill..!

Best thing about being on dial up..?

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telemarketers can't call

best thing about telemarketers?

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They're an easy target for jokes.

Best thing about door to door salesmen?

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you don't have to answer the door at all!

best thing about slamming your fingers in the door?

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You know you're still alive.

Best thing about getting fired?

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You don't have to work for that damn boss.

Best thing about quitting your job?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

Soren Kierkegaard

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You could probly still get a decent referral out of them.

best thing about no good referrals?

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