http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite? ... e/ShowFull
Wanted: Anti-Israeli tourism minister for urban militarized zone in throes of civil war.
No experience required. Combat training a plus. Must be willing to relocate.
JOB OPENING: HAMAS TOURISM MINISTER.
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Ugh... I got a headache reading that article. lol What the hell is wrong with them? All of them! Ridiculous...
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iMNO
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Dear Hiring Manager,
I don't see where I submit my resume. Can you please help.
I owned the entire GI Joe Army, I like paitball and airsoft, and I like warm weather.
Sincerely,
iMNO
I don't see where I submit my resume. Can you please help.
I owned the entire GI Joe Army, I like paitball and airsoft, and I like warm weather.
Sincerely,
iMNO
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Yea, I don't think that job would pay enough...
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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I'll take the fucking job, I'd book them all with one-way ticket's to fucking hell.
It's time to pull out the Microwave weapons and end this shit within 30 days.
It's time to pull out the Microwave weapons and end this shit within 30 days.
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What kind of attractions does Palestine even have? "And this here is a large crater from when an Israeli gunship blew up one of our leaders last month..." lol
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Kramer, read the news.
The palestinian tourism agent would have to say "And this here hole in the ground. It is a large crater from when an Israeli gunship blew up one of our leaders last month. That's how devious their devilish Jew bullets are, they travel two hours in time and blow up to look like a palestinian mine and kill palestinians on a beach in palestine in the opposite direction they fired the weapon... They want you to believe this crater that looks like it was caused by a palestinian mine like the ones we put on the beach, and not by their devil Jew bullets that leave craters and shrapnel like Palestinian mines. Would you like a picture?"
The palestinian tourism agent would have to say "And this here hole in the ground. It is a large crater from when an Israeli gunship blew up one of our leaders last month. That's how devious their devilish Jew bullets are, they travel two hours in time and blow up to look like a palestinian mine and kill palestinians on a beach in palestine in the opposite direction they fired the weapon... They want you to believe this crater that looks like it was caused by a palestinian mine like the ones we put on the beach, and not by their devil Jew bullets that leave craters and shrapnel like Palestinian mines. Would you like a picture?"
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You just reminded me... I've got an article about that shit saved. You're exactly right, though. lol
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