How To Marry A Russian Woman

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Buffmaster
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How To Marry A Russian Woman

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Easy as riding a bike

Here's a few to drool over








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You gotta love these mail-order brides...

Absolutely hilarious.... who's willing to TOFTT.... come on somebody man-up and go through the course and get themselves a bride..... LOL

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not for me mate, no way! too damn skinny!!!

There's this dickhead in one of my classes, he met this Russian chick over the Internet and has been chatting and writing to her for a while. We gave him crap that she was a mail-order bride (and were probably right). In mid-April he flew over to Moscow just to visit her, just within one week! And this dude has other girlfriends in other parts of the world too!
He's a real fuckin' chauvinist, he likes that she's a vegetarian because "it keeps her slim". fuck that pisses me off.
Apparently she didn't give her any action, so he flew back all sooky and ended up bonking the girl in our classes, at the expense of me getting no sleep, fuckin inconsiderate prick. Then he had the hide to regret it and get upset and feel guilty! bloody bastard!


I'm not saying that Russian chicks aren't hot. But that those mail-order brides aren't, at least not half-starved.

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