10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal in England

#1

1.Being gay is not natural. Real Brits always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4.Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6.Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7.Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in the UK.

9.Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10.Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

#2

lol! awesome post, buff!!

Bot · #3

Fuck does this have to do with England? lol The first one mentioned the country, but that was it...

#4

Hey Kramer, look at 1 and 8 again.

#4 has to be in England, divorce is illegal there, I believe.

I put England in the topic as a last second decsion, I figured you what say something if I hadn't.lol

Bot · #5

Are you shitting me? Divorce is illegal? How the fuck does that work? lol :shock:

#6

Sounds like a question for Tony Blair, to me.

#7

lmao...it is a funny list though Buff

Lost Ghost · #8

funny list....I am quite surprised that divorce is illegal....but skeptical that that's a fact.